tg1911 Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 A young preacher was asked by a funeral director to hold a gravesideservice for a man who died with no family or friends. The funeral was heldway back in the country and the young preacher got lost on the way. Whenhe arrived an hour late, he saw a backhoe and crew, but the hearse wasnowhere in sight. The workmen were eating lunch.The diligent pastor went to the open grave to find the vault lid in place,but still he poured out his heart and preached an impassioned and lengthyservice. Returning to his car, the young preacher felt that he had donehis duty and he would leave with a renewed sense of purpose anddedication, in spite of his tardiness. As he got into his car, he overheard one of the workers talking to another worker, "I've been putting in septic tanks for 20 years, and I ain't never seen anything like that before. Sort of gives new meaning to the term 'Holy Sh*t', doesn't it?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DarkestDream Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 ROFL!!!! i will laugh my BEHIND off if i see a preacher do that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martymas Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 A young preacher was asked by a funeral director to hold a gravesideservice for a man who died with no family or friends. The funeral was heldway back in the country and the young preacher got lost on the way. Whenhe arrived an hour late, he saw a backhoe and crew, but the hearse wasnowhere in sight. The workmen were eating lunch.The diligent pastor went to the open grave to find the vault lid in place,but still he poured out his heart and preached an impassioned and lengthyservice. Returning to his car, the young preacher felt that he had donehis duty and he would leave with a renewed sense of purpose anddedication, in spite of his tardiness. As he got into his car, he overheard one of the workers talking to another worker, "I've been putting in septic tanks for 20 years, and I ain't never seen anything like that before. Sort of gives new meaning to the term 'Holy Sh*t', doesn't it?"<{POST_SNAPBACK}>my tg your in rare form good stuff marty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bar5 Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 Good one tg1911 Barb Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tman70 Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 That was funny tg1911tman70 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IEatHardDrives Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 OMG LOL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rv56 Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 tg1911......thats a good one.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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