DarkestDream Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some yard work. The man was working hard cleaning the BBQ grill while his wife was bending over, weeding flowers from the flower bed.So the man says to his wife, "Your rear end is almost as wide as this grill." She ignored the remark.A little later, the husband takes his measuring tape and measures the grill, then he goes over to his wife while she is bending over, measures her rear end and gasps, "Geez, your butt really IS as wide as the grill!" She ignores this remark as well.Later that night while in bed, her husband starts to feel frisky. The wife calmly responds, "If you think I'm gonna fire up the grill for one little wiener, you are sadly mistaken." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Makai Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 Lol! Good one DD. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Scarlett Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 Sounds to me like someone should kept his mouth zipped. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rv56 Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 I guess he asked for it.... Just didn't get it... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
goman87 Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 Lol good one. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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