tman70 Posted August 22, 2005 Report Share Posted August 22, 2005 Is your computer male or female?A pastor of one church who was previously a sailor, was very aware that ships are addressed as "she" and "her". He often wondered what gender computers should be addressed.To answer that question, he set up two groups of computer experts. The first was comprised of women, and the second of men. Each group was asked to recommend whether computers should be referred to in the Feminine gender, or the masculine gender. They were asked to give 4 reasons for their recommendation. The group of women reported that the computers should be referred to in the masculine gender because: 1-In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. 2.They have a lot of data, but are still clueless. 3.They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem. 4.As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer you could have had a better model. The men, on the other hand concluded that Computers should be referred to in the feminine gender because: 1.No one but the Creator understands their internal logic. 2.The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else. 3.Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval. 4.As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Makai Posted August 22, 2005 Report Share Posted August 22, 2005 Lol! It's a toss up. Good one tman70. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fubz Posted August 22, 2005 Report Share Posted August 22, 2005 lol! thats great Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IEatHardDrives Posted August 22, 2005 Report Share Posted August 22, 2005 lol n1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
goman87 Posted August 22, 2005 Report Share Posted August 22, 2005 Haha, funny. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Schmidt1989 Posted August 22, 2005 Report Share Posted August 22, 2005 very very true Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TymeKyller Posted August 22, 2005 Report Share Posted August 22, 2005 HAHAHAHA!!!!That was great!!Mine is female tho... I haven't a name for her yet but will have one soon! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DarkestDream Posted August 22, 2005 Report Share Posted August 22, 2005 HAHAHAHA!!!!That was great!!Mine is female tho... I haven't a name for her yet but will have one soon!<{POST_SNAPBACK}>Name her Kyller..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rv56 Posted August 22, 2005 Report Share Posted August 22, 2005 Good one tman70.... Hmmm..... ...how about Della.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
echobay Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 he he he good one tman70 i can't post the name i call my 'puter... But it's in that 7 words ya can't say category Quote Link to post Share on other sites
goman87 Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 Mine is female tho... I haven't a name for her yet but will have one soon!<{POST_SNAPBACK}>Yeah, mine's a female to. Whenever I refer to my computer I say 'her' or 'she'. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fubz Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 Mine is female, so that if someone asks if i have a girlfriend i can say yes....>_> Quote Link to post Share on other sites
goman87 Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 Mine is female, so that if someone asks if i have a girlfriend i can say yes....>_><{POST_SNAPBACK}>LOL. aww Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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