Flatiron Posted August 19, 2005 Report Share Posted August 19, 2005 1. LIFT Both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid. 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse". 6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door. 7 Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off. 9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.Sincerely, The Dog Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bubba Bob Posted August 19, 2005 Report Share Posted August 19, 2005 Someones shoes are about to get pissed on...Nice One Quote Link to post Share on other sites
goman87 Posted August 19, 2005 Report Share Posted August 19, 2005 Lmao nice. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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thesidekickcat Posted August 19, 2005 Report Share Posted August 19, 2005 That's hilarious!!! Thanks for a good laugh. Pat.God bless everyone. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted August 19, 2005 Report Share Posted August 19, 2005 Oh, sending this one off!!! Thanks, Flatiron. Wait, is there an easy way to send just the joke and photos? Otherwise, I'll just send a link. Liz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
handplane Posted August 19, 2005 Report Share Posted August 19, 2005 Oh, sending this one off!!! Thanks, Flatiron. Wait, is there an easy way to send just the joke and photos? Otherwise, I'll just send a link. Liz<{POST_SNAPBACK}>Liz, You can right click the photo and save as, to My pictures.Copy and paste the text to an email and then insert the photo from My Pictures into the email. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rv56 Posted August 19, 2005 Report Share Posted August 19, 2005 flatiron....that was so funny......and the pics. added.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted August 19, 2005 Report Share Posted August 19, 2005 Thank you, Handplane!! I'll do that! Liz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thesidekickcat Posted August 19, 2005 Report Share Posted August 19, 2005 Send the link too, that way your friends can come over here to see all the fun we have here. We'll take new members however we can get them, by bait and hook if necessary. Pat. God bless everyone. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted August 19, 2005 Report Share Posted August 19, 2005 Ahhhh, just sending it to the kids, they can just go here under my account, and their "significant others" who already lurk here.....But working on one of the kid's friends who lurks at G4. He lurks here already, just hasn't joined, been bugging him, he's a nice guy. But lurking is a good start!Liz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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