martymas Posted August 3, 2005 Report Share Posted August 3, 2005 Jim decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance Sandy hadto confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Jimthat she suffered a disease that left her breasts at maturity of a 12year old. He stated that it was OK because he loved her soooo much.However, Jim felt this was also the time for him to open up and admitthat he also had a deformity too.Jim looked Sandy in the eyes and said.... "I too have a problem. Mypenis is the same size as an infant and I hope you could deal withthat once we are married." She said, "Yes I will marry you and learn to live with your infantsize penis." Sandy and Jim got married and they could not wait for the Honeymoon.Jim whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they started touching,teasing, holding one another...As Sandy put her hands in Jim's pantsshe began to scream and ran out of the room! Jim ran after her to findout what was wrong."You told me you penis was the size of an infant!", she said."Yes it is..... 8 pounds, 7 ounces, 19 inches long!!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chappy Posted August 3, 2005 Report Share Posted August 3, 2005 ^^LOL!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tg1911 Posted August 3, 2005 Report Share Posted August 3, 2005 :lol:He didn't lie! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
handplane Posted August 3, 2005 Report Share Posted August 3, 2005 "You told me you penis was the size of an infant!", she said."Yes it is..... 8 pounds, 7 ounces, 19 inches long!!"The Truth hurts!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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mikex Posted August 4, 2005 Report Share Posted August 4, 2005 OUCH Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martymas Posted August 4, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 4, 2005 ha ha ha drool. envy. i wishmarty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cowsgonemadd3 Posted August 4, 2005 Report Share Posted August 4, 2005 Oh my!I got shocked just reading it lol! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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