bozodog Posted August 2, 2005 Report Share Posted August 2, 2005 The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed three times.Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another nine times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him Midnight." He didn't seem mad at all. Whew! Got away with that one!Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh [bleep].", cuckooed four more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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mikex Posted August 4, 2005 Report Share Posted August 4, 2005 LOL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chappy Posted August 4, 2005 Report Share Posted August 4, 2005 Wow...this is AMAZING!That exact same thing happened to me the other night....promise, it really did...really!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted August 4, 2005 Report Share Posted August 4, 2005 Ahhh, reminds me of the good old days when I lived with the parents and used to "attempt" to sneak in.... We never had a cuckoo clock I might have had better luck!!Liz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martymas Posted August 4, 2005 Report Share Posted August 4, 2005 i had a few of those myself i only eat wine biscuits nowmarty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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