martymas Posted July 29, 2005 Report Share Posted July 29, 2005 Got these on e-mail while ago, and had to pass 'em on.Science ExamIf you need a laugh then read through these Children's Science Examanswers. These are real answers given by children.Q: Name the four seasons.A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.Q: How is dew formed?A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?A: Keep it in the cow.Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.Q: What are steroids?A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.Q: What happens to your body as you age?A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.A: Premature death.Q: What is artificial insemination?A: When the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull.Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen.)A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O, and U.Q: What is the fibula?A: A small lie.Q: What does "varicose" mean?A: Nearby.Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section"A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome.Q: What does the word "benign" mean?'A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted July 29, 2005 Report Share Posted July 29, 2005 From the mouths of babes--shows how clever they are! Those answers are hysterical! Thanks, Marty,Liz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martymas Posted July 29, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2005 From the mouths of babes--shows how clever they are! Those answers are hysterical! Thanks, Marty,Liz<{POST_SNAPBACK}> yes liz i love childrens innocence pity grown ups werent straight forward and honest as children marty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Posted July 29, 2005 Report Share Posted July 29, 2005 lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bar5 Posted July 29, 2005 Report Share Posted July 29, 2005 I don't know if anyone remembers the old "Art Linkleter" show "What Kids Will Say" or something to that effect. It was hilarious, and they were so serious in their answers. That was what made it so funny. These remind me of that show.Barb Quote Link to post Share on other sites
echobay Posted July 30, 2005 Report Share Posted July 30, 2005 That show came to my mind too Barb...Thanks for the memories...Cute stuff marty! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martymas Posted July 30, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 30, 2005 some black guy used to have a show where he questioned kids i cant remember his namemarty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
handplane Posted July 30, 2005 Report Share Posted July 30, 2005 marty,Bill Cosby? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martymas Posted July 30, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 30, 2005 marty,Bill Cosby?<{POST_SNAPBACK}>yes thats the man it is great how chindren see thing as they are and dont try to distort it to suit their purposes i have a grand daughter like that and i dont get embarrassed with some her answers marty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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