martymas Posted July 24, 2005 Report Share Posted July 24, 2005 A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walkedup behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine."What was that for?" he asked. "That was for the piece of paperin your pants pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it," she replied."Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou was the name of one ofthe horses I bet on," he explained. "Oh honey, I'm sorry," she said. "I should have known there was a goodexplanation.Three days later he was watching a ballgame on TV when shewalked up and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet,which knocked him out cold. When he came to, he asked, "What the hell wasthat for?"She replied, "Your horse called to see if the coast was clear." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
handplane Posted July 24, 2005 Report Share Posted July 24, 2005 marty, Thanks, appreciate it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cowsgonemadd3 Posted July 24, 2005 Report Share Posted July 24, 2005 Now that is funny! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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