State Of Arkansas

[handplane]

STATE OF ARKANSAS

DRIVER LICENSE APPLICATION

Last name: ________________

First name:

(_) Billy-Bob

(_) Billy-Joe

(_) Billy-Ray

(_) Billy-Sue

(_) Billy-Mae

(_) Billy-Jack

(Check appropriate box)

Age: ____ (if unsure, guess)

Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ Not sure

Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right

Occupation:

(_) Farmer

(_) Mechanic

(_) Hair Dresser

(_) Un-employed

(_) Dirty Politician

Spouse's Name: __________________________

2nd Spouse's Name: __________________________

3rd Spouse's Name: __________________________

Lover's Name: _________________________

2nd Lover's Name: _________________________

Relationship with spouse:

(_) Sister

(_) Brother

(_) Aunt

(_) Uncle

(_) Cousin

(_) Mother

(_) Father

(_) Son

(_) Daughter

(_) Pet

Number of children living in household: ___

Number of children living in shed: ___

Number that are yours: ___

Mother's Name: _______________________

Father's Name: _______________________

(If not sure, leave blank)

Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)

Do you (_)own or (_)rent your mobile home? (Check appropriate box)

___ Total number of vehicles you own

___ Number of vehicles that still crank

___ Number of vehicles in front yard

___ Number of vehicles in back yard

___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks

How many firearms you own _____ and where you keep them:

____ truck

____ bedroom

____ bathroom

____ kitchen

____ shed

(Check all that apply)

Model and year of your pickup: _____________ 194_

Do you have a gun rack?

(_) Yes (_) No; If no, please explain:

Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:

(_) The National Enquirer

(_) The Globe

(_) TV Guide

(_) Soap Opera Digest

(_) Rifle and Shotgun

___ Number of times you've seen a UFO

___ Number of times you've seen Elvis

___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO

How often do you bathe:

(_)Weekly

(_)Monthly

(_)Not Applicable

Color of teeth:

(_)Yellow

(_)Brownish-Yellow

(_)Brown

(_)Black

(_)N/A

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:

(_)Red-Man

(_)Skoal

How far is your home from a paved road?

(_)1 mile

(_)2 miles

(_)don't know

[Bubba Bob]

HAHAHAHA!

[bar5]

Good one handplane. C&P and email to friends and family.

Barb

[Chappy]

LOL!!

I got that one in an email yesterday also...we must have the same friends cause I think this is the third time you've posted a joke that I just got as well.

[handplane]

Dave,

What can I say??

Maybe we do!!