handplane Posted July 18, 2005 Report Share Posted July 18, 2005 STATE OF ARKANSASDRIVER LICENSE APPLICATIONLast name: ________________First name:(_) Billy-Bob(_) Billy-Joe(_) Billy-Ray(_) Billy-Sue(_) Billy-Mae(_) Billy-Jack(Check appropriate box) Age: ____ (if unsure, guess) Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ Not sureShoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right Occupation:(_) Farmer(_) Mechanic(_) Hair Dresser(_) Un-employed(_) Dirty PoliticianSpouse's Name: __________________________2nd Spouse's Name: __________________________3rd Spouse's Name: __________________________Lover's Name: _________________________2nd Lover's Name: _________________________Relationship with spouse:(_) Sister(_) Brother(_) Aunt(_) Uncle(_) Cousin(_) Mother(_) Father(_) Son(_) Daughter(_) Pet Number of children living in household: ___ Number of children living in shed: ___ Number that are yours: ___ Mother's Name: _______________________Father's Name: _______________________(If not sure, leave blank)Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)Do you (_)own or (_)rent your mobile home? (Check appropriate box)___ Total number of vehicles you own___ Number of vehicles that still crank___ Number of vehicles in front yard___ Number of vehicles in back yard___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks How many firearms you own _____ and where you keep them:____ truck____ bedroom____ bathroom____ kitchen____ shed(Check all that apply)Model and year of your pickup: _____________ 194_Do you have a gun rack?(_) Yes (_) No; If no, please explain:Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:(_) The National Enquirer(_) The Globe(_) TV Guide(_) Soap Opera Digest(_) Rifle and Shotgun___ Number of times you've seen a UFO___ Number of times you've seen Elvis___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFOHow often do you bathe:(_)Weekly(_)Monthly(_)Not ApplicableColor of teeth:(_)Yellow(_)Brownish-Yellow(_)Brown(_)Black(_)N/ABrand of chewing tobacco you prefer:(_)Red-Man(_)SkoalHow far is your home from a paved road?(_)1 mile(_)2 miles(_)don't know Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bubba Bob Posted July 18, 2005 Report Share Posted July 18, 2005 HAHAHAHA! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bar5 Posted July 20, 2005 Report Share Posted July 20, 2005 Good one handplane. C&P and email to friends and family. Barb Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chappy Posted July 20, 2005 Report Share Posted July 20, 2005 LOL!!I got that one in an email yesterday also...we must have the same friends cause I think this is the third time you've posted a joke that I just got as well. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
handplane Posted July 21, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2005 Dave, What can I say??Maybe we do!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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