handplane Posted June 26, 2005 Report Share Posted June 26, 2005 Subject: Sex after 60 As my wife and I are approaching our 63rd and 65th birthdays, respectively, we scheduled our annual medical examination the same day so we could travel together. After my examination, the doctor said: "You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me." "In fact, I do," I said. "After I have sex with my wife the first time, I am usually hot and sweaty. And then, after I have sex with my wife the second time, I am usually cold and chilly." "This is very interesting," replied the doctor. "Let me do some research and get back to you." After examining my wife, the doctor said: "Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?" She replied that she had no questions nor concerns. The doctor than asked: "Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually hot and sweaty after having sex the first time with you and cold and chilly after the second time: "Do you know why?" "Oh that old shit!" she replied. "That's because the first time is usually in July and the second time is usually in December." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
marko_tomas13 Posted June 27, 2005 Report Share Posted June 27, 2005 thats hilarious haha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rv56 Posted June 27, 2005 Report Share Posted June 27, 2005 Good one handplane.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted June 27, 2005 Report Share Posted June 27, 2005 Oooooh, gotta watch out for those cold winter nights!!! (yep, we have fall babies)Liz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bubba Bob Posted June 27, 2005 Report Share Posted June 27, 2005 HA! Good one. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bar5 Posted June 27, 2005 Report Share Posted June 27, 2005 Got to send this to my sister. She lives in New Hampshire, real cold there. Barb Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vile_DR Posted June 27, 2005 Report Share Posted June 27, 2005 That is awesome...GREAT JOKE Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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