rv56 Posted June 23, 2005 Report Share Posted June 23, 2005 8 things you'll never hear a man say:8) Here honey, you use the remote.7) You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big.6) Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see!5) While I'm up, can I get you anything?4) Sex isn't that important, sometimes I just want to be held.3) Aww, forget Monday night football, let's watch Melrose Place.2) Hey, let me hold your purse while you try that on.1) We never talk anymore.8 things you'll never hear a woman say :8) What do you mean today's our anniversary?7) Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV.6) Ohh, this diamond is way to big!5) Can our relationship get a little more physical? I'm tired of being 'just friends'4) Honey, does this outfit make my butt look too small?3) Aww, don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll be able to figure out how to get there.2) I don't care if it's on sale, 300 dollars is way to much for a designer dress.1) Hey, pull my finger! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tg1911 Posted June 23, 2005 Report Share Posted June 23, 2005 So true, rv56 .... So true. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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cowsgonemadd3 Posted June 23, 2005 Report Share Posted June 23, 2005 Now thats pretty good there! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vile_DR Posted June 23, 2005 Report Share Posted June 23, 2005 YUP! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lamuskrat Posted June 26, 2005 Report Share Posted June 26, 2005 reality what a contraceptive....oops I mean concept! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
marko_tomas13 Posted June 27, 2005 Report Share Posted June 27, 2005 Nice list LOL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted June 27, 2005 Report Share Posted June 27, 2005 True, true, RV! May I add to the woman's list, "I have enough shoes" ? Liz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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