rv56 Posted June 23, 2005 Report Share Posted June 23, 2005 This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida... and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!NAME: Greg BulmashSEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.EDUCATION: Yes.LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.SALARY: Less than I'm worth.MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted June 23, 2005 Report Share Posted June 23, 2005 LOL, good one, RV!True story, once at an interview, the interviewing manager asked what job I would like to have. I grinned and said, "heh, yours". I got hired (not for manager!) and worked there for 6 years. Thank God she liked smart*sses.Liz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tg1911 Posted June 23, 2005 Report Share Posted June 23, 2005 I guess honesty, does pay off.But judging by his answers, I don't think he really wanted the job, in the first place. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cowsgonemadd3 Posted June 23, 2005 Report Share Posted June 23, 2005 Thats pretty funny! Id laugh if I saw it from someone! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vile_DR Posted June 23, 2005 Report Share Posted June 23, 2005 I did something similar, and Had the cops called for Harassment...it wasn't my fault...i was dared to do it... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WiredMonkey Posted June 24, 2005 Report Share Posted June 24, 2005 This was a funny bit, but not quite true.....Snopes, home of all things true on the internet, says this is one lost some truth somewhere along the way...interesting read if you're interested right here. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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