tg1911 Posted June 22, 2005 Report Share Posted June 22, 2005 A father and son went hunting together for the first time. The father said: "Stay here and be very quiet, I'll be across the field." A few minutes later the father heard a blood curdling scream and ran back to his son. "What's wrong?" the father asked. "I told you to be quiet." The boy, bless his heart, answered, "Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my feet. I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck. I didn't move a muscle when the skunk climbed over my shoulder. I closed my eyes and held my breath when the wasp stung me. I didn't cough when I swallowed the gnat. I didn't cuss or scratch when.. the poison oak started itching. But when the two chipmunks crawled up my pant legs and said, 'Should we eat them here or take them with us?' ... Well, I guess I just panicked." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cowsgonemadd3 Posted June 22, 2005 Report Share Posted June 22, 2005 Oh my! Thats funny but ouch... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rv56 Posted June 22, 2005 Report Share Posted June 22, 2005 Good one tg1911....... Wouldn't take long to make a decision to panic under that situation.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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