tg1911 Posted June 22, 2005 Report Share Posted June 22, 2005 I was testing the children in my Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven. I asked them, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?" "NO!" the children answered."If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?" Again, the answer was, "NO!"By now I was starting to smile. Hey, this was fun!"Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into Heaven?" I asked them again. Again, they all answered, "NO!" I was just bursting with pride for them.Well, I continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?" A five-year-old boy shouted out, "YOU GOTTA BE DEAD." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted June 22, 2005 Report Share Posted June 22, 2005 LOL......I taught middle and high school Sunday School--the stories the teachers of little ones came up with were always hysterical!!! That one had to be a true story! Love it!Liz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chappy Posted June 22, 2005 Report Share Posted June 22, 2005 Smart kids eh... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
echobay Posted June 22, 2005 Report Share Posted June 22, 2005 Kids... Keeping it real ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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