tg1911 Posted June 11, 2005 Report Share Posted June 11, 2005 Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had togo to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key underthe mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check.""Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!" "I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, hediscovered the biggest, meanest, ugliest, looking bulldog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, "Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
handplane Posted June 11, 2005 Report Share Posted June 11, 2005 Sorry, double post. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
handplane Posted June 11, 2005 Report Share Posted June 11, 2005 He wouldn't listen. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chappy Posted June 12, 2005 Report Share Posted June 12, 2005 HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
robroy Posted June 12, 2005 Report Share Posted June 12, 2005 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted June 12, 2005 Report Share Posted June 12, 2005 heh heh heh, gooood bird.Liz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rv56 Posted June 12, 2005 Report Share Posted June 12, 2005 Ohhh...bad bird... .......good doggy... ..down doggy.. ...(crunch.. ) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
echobay Posted June 13, 2005 Report Share Posted June 13, 2005 Wanda's Parrot ROFL Excellent tg! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vile_DR Posted June 13, 2005 Report Share Posted June 13, 2005 It's the little things that make everything go wrong...lol...great one TG Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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