rv56 Posted June 4, 2005 Report Share Posted June 4, 2005 There is a new virus going around, called 'work'. If you receive any sortof 'work' at all, whether via email, Internet or simply handed to you by acolleague...DO NOT OPEN IT.This has been circulating around our building for months and those who havebeen tempted to open 'work' or even look at 'work' have found that theirsocial life is deleted and their brain ceases to function properly.If you do encounter 'work' via email or are faced with any 'work' at all,then to purge the virus, send an email to your boss with the words 'I've hadenough of your crap......... I'm off to the pub.'The 'work' should automatically be forgotten by your brain. If you receive'work' in paper-document form, simply lift the document and drag the 'work'to your garbage can and put on your hat and coat and skip to the nearest barwith two friends and order three pints of beer or three shots of JackDaniels...After repeating this action 14 times, you will find that 'work' will nolonger be of any relevance to you and that 'Scooby Doo' was the greatestcartoon ever.Send this message to everyone in your address book. If you do NOT haveanyone in your address book, then I'm afraid the 'work' virus has alreadycorrupted your life. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bar5 Posted June 4, 2005 Report Share Posted June 4, 2005 Very good rv56 Barb Quote Link to post Share on other sites
robroy Posted June 4, 2005 Report Share Posted June 4, 2005 It bit me, I've been infected by it, help me heeeeelllllppppppp Quote Link to post Share on other sites
echobay Posted June 4, 2005 Report Share Posted June 4, 2005 Good one rv56 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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