bar5 Posted June 3, 2005 Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 HOW TO CALL THE POLICEGeorge Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said no. Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available. George said, "Okay,"hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again."Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them all." Then he hung up.Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence. Of course, the police caught them burglars red-handed.One o f the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"(True Story) I LOVE IT... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted June 3, 2005 Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 Love it!!! I'll have to remember that trick to get our policemen out of the Java Hut Liz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
murtu52 Posted June 3, 2005 Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 hehehe, nice one!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rv56 Posted June 4, 2005 Report Share Posted June 4, 2005 That most definitely got some action..... Good one..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hitest Posted June 4, 2005 Report Share Posted June 4, 2005 HOW TO CALL THE POLICEGeorge Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said no. Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available. George said, "Okay,"hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again."Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them all." Then he hung up.Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence. Of course, the police caught them burglars red-handed.One o f the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"(True Story) I LOVE IT... Good one!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martymas Posted June 4, 2005 Report Share Posted June 4, 2005 hey bar5i loved that storyand they are the same in all countrys.we have them like that here as well marty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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