tg1911 Posted May 28, 2005 Report Share Posted May 28, 2005 Two doctors were in the hospital hallway one day, complaining about Nurse Jenny."She's incredibly dumd. She does everything absolutely backwards.", said one Doctor. "Just last week I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of Percocet, every 10 hrs. She gave him 10 milligrams, every 2 hrs. He nearly died on us!"The second Doctor said, "That's nothing. Earlier this week, I told her to give a patient an enema every 24 hrs. She tried to give him 24 enemas in one hour! The poor guy nearly exploded!"Suddenly, they hear a blood-curdling scream from down the hall."Oh my gosh!" said the first Doctor, "I just realized, I told Nurse Jenny to prick Mr. Smith's boil!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tictoc5150 Posted May 28, 2005 Report Share Posted May 28, 2005 LMAO!!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lamuskrat Posted May 28, 2005 Report Share Posted May 28, 2005 That hurts just thinking about it! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
echobay Posted May 28, 2005 Report Share Posted May 28, 2005 LOL gez that hurt me and i'm not even male. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tenmm Posted May 28, 2005 Report Share Posted May 28, 2005 Got ointment! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
marko_tomas13 Posted May 28, 2005 Report Share Posted May 28, 2005 I'm now ready for my sponge bath Quote Link to post Share on other sites
handplane Posted May 28, 2005 Report Share Posted May 28, 2005 OUCH Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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