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Two doctors were in the hospital hallway one day, complaining about Nurse Jenny.

"She's incredibly dumd. She does everything absolutely backwards.", said one Doctor. "Just last week I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of Percocet, every 10 hrs. She gave him 10 milligrams, every 2 hrs. He nearly died on us!"

The second Doctor said, "That's nothing. Earlier this week, I told her to give a patient an enema every 24 hrs. She tried to give him 24 enemas in one hour! The poor guy nearly exploded!"

Suddenly, they hear a blood-curdling scream from down the hall.

"Oh my gosh!" said the first Doctor, "I just realized, I told Nurse Jenny to prick Mr. Smith's boil!"

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