Chappy Posted May 23, 2005 Report Share Posted May 23, 2005 Walking through the woods a man comes up to another man hugging a tree withhis ear firmly against the tree.Seeing this he inquires, "Just out of curiosity, what the hell are youdoing?""I'm listening to the music of the tree.""You gotta be kiddin' me.""No, would you like to give it a try?""Well, OK..."So he wraps his arms around the tree and presses his ear up against thetree. With this the other guy slaps a set of handcuffs on him, takes hiswallet, jewelry, car keys, then strips him buck naked and leaves.Two hours later another nature lover strolls by, sees this guy handcuffed tothe tree, stark naked, and asked,"What the hell happened to you?"He tells the guy the whole story about how he got there.While he was telling his story, the other guy shakes his head in sympathy,walks around behind him, fondles his butt, kisses him behind the ear andsays, "This just ain't your day." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
handplane Posted May 23, 2005 Report Share Posted May 23, 2005 Poor guy was had twice.Moral of the story, never trust a tree hugger and never never have your bare rear end, flapping in the wind!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martymas Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 good one dave marty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rv56 Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 A real bad day for that guy.... Good one Chappy....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
echobay Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 Funny one Chappy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vile_DR Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 Wrong Place, Wrong Time...need a plug?...lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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