tictoc5150 Posted May 22, 2005 Report Share Posted May 22, 2005 An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual check-up.The doctor asks him how he's feeling. The 80-year-old says, "I've neverfelt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride Who is pregnant with mychild. What do you think about that?"The doctor considers his question for a minute and then begins."I have an older friend, much like you, who is an Avid trophy hunterand never misses a season. One day, when he was going out hunting, he wasin a bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up His walking cane instead ofhis gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting besidethe stream of water. He raised his Cane and Went 'bang, bang'.Suddenly, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead.What do you think of that?"The 80-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else pumped a couple of roundsinto that beaver."The doctor replied, "My point exactly." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lamuskrat Posted May 22, 2005 Report Share Posted May 22, 2005 Good one... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rv56 Posted May 22, 2005 Report Share Posted May 22, 2005 ......Good one Tictoc..! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dan Posted May 22, 2005 Report Share Posted May 22, 2005 I don't get it... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hitest Posted May 22, 2005 Report Share Posted May 22, 2005 LOL, good one, tictoc Quote Link to post Share on other sites
handplane Posted May 22, 2005 Report Share Posted May 22, 2005 Hey dknoppixHe isn' the father of the child??? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
robroy Posted May 22, 2005 Report Share Posted May 22, 2005 nice tictoc Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vile_DR Posted May 22, 2005 Report Share Posted May 22, 2005 SWEET.....it never hurts to tell the truth in different ways. I wonder if the 80 year old caught on...or if the doctor new the 20-year old Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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