martymas Posted May 22, 2005 Report Share Posted May 22, 2005 hi team show me how to eat this cookieHow Do You Eat A Oreo Cookie? --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Psychologists have discovered that the manner in which people eat Oreo cookies provides great insight into their personalities. Choose which method best describes your favorite method of eating Oreos:1. The whole thing all at once.2. One bite at a time3. Slow and methodical nibbles examining the results of each bite afterwards.4. In little feverous nibbles.5. Dunked in some liquid (milk, coffee...).6. Twisted apart, the inside, then the cookie.7. Twisted apart, the inside, and toss the cookie.8. Just the cookie, not the inside.9. I just like to lick them, not eat them.10.I don't have a favorite way because I don't like Oreos.Your Personality:1. The whole thing:This means you consume life with abandon, you are fun to be with, exciting, carefree with some hint of recklessness. You are totally irresponsible. No one should trust you with his or her children.2. One bite at a time:You are lucky to be one of the 5.4 billion other people who eat their Oreos this very same way. Just like them, you lack imagination, but that's okay, not to worry, you're normal.3. Slow and Methodical:You follow the rules. You're very tidy and orderly. You're very meticulous in every detail with every thing you do to the point of being anal retentive and irritating to others. Stay out of the fast lane if you're only going to go the speed limit.4. Feverous Nibbles:Your boss likes you because you get your work done quickly. You always have a million things to do and never enough time to do them. Mental breakdowns and suicides run in your family. Valium and Ritalin would do you good.5. Dunked:Every one likes you because you are always up beat. You like to sugar coat unpleasant experiences and rationalize bad situations into good ones. You are in total denial about the shambles you call a life. You have a propensity towards narcotic addiction.6. Twisted apart, the inside, and then the cookie:You have a highly curious nature. You take pleasure in breaking things apart to find out how they work, though not always able to put them back together, so you destroy all the evidence of your activities. You deny your involvement when things go wrong. You are a compulsive liar and exhibit deviant, if not criminal, behavior.7. Twisted apart, the inside, and then toss the cookie:You are good at business and take risk that pay off. You take what you want and throw the rest away. You are greedy, selfish, mean, and lack feelings for others. You should be ashamed of yourself. But that's ok, you don't care, you got yours.8. Just the cookie, not the inside:You enjoy pain. 9. I just like to lick them, not eat them:Stay away from small furry animals and seek professional medical help - immediately.10. I don't have a favorite way, I don't like Oreos:You probably come from a rich family, and like to wear nice things, and go to upscale restaurants. You are particular and fussy about the things you buy, own, and wear. Things have to be just right. You like to be pampered. You are a priss marty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chappy Posted May 22, 2005 Report Share Posted May 22, 2005 Thats hilarious!!!I'm NOT going to tell you which category I fall into tho...you'll have to guess at that one. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
handplane Posted May 22, 2005 Report Share Posted May 22, 2005 Hey marty,#2 fits me well!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vile_DR Posted May 22, 2005 Report Share Posted May 22, 2005 I do so many, but the favorites are #1 and #5....but there are a few more....depends on the mood Quote Link to post Share on other sites
robroy Posted May 22, 2005 Report Share Posted May 22, 2005 I don't like them but I am not a 10, always been a poor boy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TymeKyller Posted May 22, 2005 Report Share Posted May 22, 2005 HAHAHAHA!!!That was a good one!!I have mine with milk, dunk the whole thing beside a little tip at the end (or it would get soggy and fall into my cup) then I eat the whole thing at once!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tenmm Posted May 22, 2005 Report Share Posted May 22, 2005 10. I don't have a favorite way, I don't like Oreos:This is me,Macaroons, stairway to the stars.You probably come from a rich family,Only if you know about a rich uncle I do not. and like to wear nice things,Yep the pants I have on are two years old(nice and comfy)and go to upscale restaurants.Outback is my kind of up scale. You are particular and fussy about the things you buy, own, and wear.Correct,I need to be that way,because what I buy needs to last for awhile. Things have to be just right. We all like it that way. but it rarely happens.You like to be pampered. Show me a live person who would not like it if they could get it. You are a priss Not hardly martyMan that took me forrreeever.... Anyway other than what I have pointed out,funny stuff marty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 I vary my techniques, too, depending on the mood and whether I'm "sneaking" them or eating them outright (but definitely don't dunk)...I guess I am one sick pup!! Ooooooh, Macaroons..... Thanks, Marty!Liz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
echobay Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 Hey marty ...So how are you going to eat your oreo cookie? No.8 Apparently i enjoy pain. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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