What Did You Learn From This?

[bar5]

Subject: What did you learn from this ?????

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday Sermon. To make his point, four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.

The fourth worm was put into a jar of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the Sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol - dead.

Second worm in cigarette smoke - dead.

Third worm in sperm - dead.

Fourth worm in good clean soil - alive and well.

So the Minister asked the congregation, "What can you learn from this demonstration?"

A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and said, "As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms."

[Don't you just love old ladies!]

[tenmm]

What did I learn??

I missed the boat,I do not smoke.

To quote Meatloaf..

’cause two out of three ain’t bad

Now don’t be sad

’cause two out of three ain’t bad

[blim]

Thanks Barb!

I read this one to Hubby and he roared with laughter--and he said it's my fault if he gets worms. Cut, copy and email.

Liz

[Vile_DR]

LMAOROTF....wow...never saw that coming

[robroy]

I'm also lmao

[echobay]

he he he

Cute bar5

[marko_tomas13]

Haha thats a good one ill have to pass that on

[tg1911]

I knew I was doing something right.

[martymas]

hey bar5 i thought that was really funny but true because it

could be any one of us.

chuckle chuckle.

marty