martymas Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 hi team did your children answer like this .this gave me a laugh martyHow Do You Decide Who To Marry? --------------------------------------------------------------------------------HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?-------------------------------"You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming."Alan, age 10"No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with."Kirsten, age 10WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?-------------------------------------"Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then."Camille, age 10"No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married."Freddie, age 6HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?--------------------------------------------------"Married people usually look happy to talk to other people."Eddie, 6"You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids."Derrick, age 8WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?--------------------------------------------------"Both don't want no more kids."Lori, age 8WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?----------------------------------"Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.Lynnette, age 8."On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date."Martin, age 10WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?--------------------------------------------------------"I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns."Craig, age 9WHEN IS IT OK TO KISS SOMEONE?-------------------------------"When they're rich."Pam, age 7"The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that."Curt, age 7"The rule goes like this: if you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do."Howard, age 8IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?--------------------------------------"It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them."Anita, 9"Single is better, for the simple reason that I wouldn't want to change no diapers. Of course, if I did get married, I'd just phone my mother and have her come over for some coffee and diaper-changing."Kirsten, age 10HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?--------------------------------------------------------------"There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?"Kelvin, age 8"You can be sure of one thing - the boys would come chasing after us just the same as they do now."Roberta, age 7HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?-----------------------------------"Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck."Ricky, age 10 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 Thanks Marty,This gave me a good laugh, too. Ahhh, the wisdom of children! Liz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
murtu52 Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 wow...these kids aren't as innocent as they look, now are they? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mikex Posted April 23, 2005 Report Share Posted April 23, 2005 MartyI just did something I very rarely do when I find something funny on the board, I emailed it to someone. Hope my wife thinks it's as funny as I did.Oh she's not home today, so I couldn't just read it to her. Our communications aren't so bad we have to email each other.ThanksM Quote Link to post Share on other sites
robroy Posted April 23, 2005 Report Share Posted April 23, 2005 Sure Mikex sure, we believe you Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bar5 Posted April 23, 2005 Report Share Posted April 23, 2005 Sure sounds like some good advice to me. Haha Got to send this to my friends. Thanks Marty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rv56 Posted April 23, 2005 Report Share Posted April 23, 2005 Good one Marty...... Going to share this with friends....they'll get a good chuckle... Thanks...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
marko_tomas13 Posted April 23, 2005 Report Share Posted April 23, 2005 Haha good one...marriage = yelling at the same kids Quote Link to post Share on other sites
echobay Posted April 24, 2005 Report Share Posted April 24, 2005 Cute stuff marty... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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