Funny Things To Do In The Return Of The King


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I know this is old, but some of this stuff is really funny.

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1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?"

2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."

3. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring."

4. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.

5. Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.

6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."

7. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.

8. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.

9. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"

10. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.

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