handplane Posted March 19, 2005 Report Share Posted March 19, 2005 The Cork--------Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower aftertheir bomb making class, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck inhis butt.If you do not mind me saying," said the second, "that cork looksvery uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?""I regret I cannot," lamented the first Arab. "It is permanentlystuck in my butt.""I do not understand," said the other.The first Arab says, "I was walking along the beach and I trippedover an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in anAmerican flag attire with a white beard and top hat came boiling out. He said, "I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you one wish."I said, "No shit!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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