handplane Posted February 13, 2005 Report Share Posted February 13, 2005 An old codger in North Carolina had owned a large farm for several years.He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."Moral: Old men can still think fast. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Shadow_Thomas Posted February 13, 2005 Report Share Posted February 13, 2005 Cool, That was good. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
marko_tomas13 Posted February 13, 2005 Report Share Posted February 13, 2005 LOL wow that is amazing Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rv56 Posted February 13, 2005 Report Share Posted February 13, 2005 Good one handplane.......hahahaha...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cowsgonemadd3 Posted February 13, 2005 Report Share Posted February 13, 2005 And they all run out naked! He had front row tickets...Very funny! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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