Shadow_Thomas Posted January 23, 2005 Report Share Posted January 23, 2005 13 Reasons to SmileNow that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.Marriage changes passion.Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it.So I said "Implants?" She hit me.How come we choose from just two people to run forpresident and 50 for Miss America?A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you in jail saying, "Darn...that was fun!"I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk."Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be ableto tell the difference.Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !!Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?Wouldn't you know it...Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FATcells live forever.Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed in a federal building?Bumper sticker of the year:"If you can read this, thank a teacher -and, since it's in English, thank a soldier !!"I don't know about you, but I sure got a chuckle out of these,and I'll bet your friends will too!! Pass it along!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bearskin Posted January 23, 2005 Report Share Posted January 23, 2005 #5 sounds pretty good to me shadow... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cowsgonemadd3 Posted January 23, 2005 Report Share Posted January 23, 2005 Thanks so much they were as you said great! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hitest Posted January 23, 2005 Report Share Posted January 23, 2005 Good ones, Shadow Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JSKY Posted January 23, 2005 Report Share Posted January 23, 2005 AH! the truth in them words. Thanks Shadow, (and it's good to see your popping back in agian). Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Shadow_Thomas Posted January 23, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 23, 2005 Your all welcome, glad you liked it. I thought it was funny & figured i would share it with ya's. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Posted January 23, 2005 Report Share Posted January 23, 2005 LOL that was great! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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