Got Into A Fight Today...


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I rear-ended a car this morning, on the way to work .....

I tell you, I knew right then and there that it was going to be a REALLY bad day!

The driver got out of the other car, and wouldn't you know it!

He was a DWARF!!

He looked up at me and said, "I'm NOT f[expletative deleted] happy!"

So I said, "Which f[expletative deleted] one ARE you then?"

That's how the fight started. .

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I rear-ended a car this morning, on the way to work .....

I tell you, I knew right then and there that it was going to be a REALLY bad day!

The driver got out of the other car, and wouldn't you know it!

He was a DWARF!!

He looked up at me and said, "I'm NOT f[expletative deleted] happy!"

So I said, "Which f[expletative deleted] one ARE you then?"

That's how the fight started. .

You mean like fists flying?

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I rear-ended a car this morning, on the way to work .....

I tell you, I knew right then and there that it was going to be a REALLY bad day!

The driver got out of the other car, and wouldn't you know it!

He was a DWARF!!

He looked up at me and said, "I'm NOT f[expletative deleted] happy!"

So I said, "Which f[expletative deleted] one ARE you then?"

That's how the fight started. .

You mean like fists flying?

Uh Joe, it was a joke. Fill in the rest with whatever you want :thumbsup::D

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I rear-ended a car this morning, on the way to work .....

I tell you, I knew right then and there that it was going to be a REALLY bad day!

The driver got out of the other car, and wouldn't you know it!

He was a DWARF!!

He looked up at me and said, "I'm NOT f[expletative deleted] happy!"

So I said, "Which f[expletative deleted] one ARE you then?"

That's how the fight started. .

You mean like fists flying?

Uh Joe, it was a joke. Fill in the rest with whatever you want :thumbsup::D

OK.

I got it. A little slow lately.

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