bar5 Posted May 28, 2007 Report Share Posted May 28, 2007 This is Priceless! When I'm an old lady, I'll live with each kid, And bring so much happiness... just as they did. I want to pay back all the joy they've provided. Returning each deed! Oh, they'll be so excited! (When I'm an old lady and live with my kids) I'll write on the wall with reds, whites and blues, And I'll bounce on the furniture... wearing my shoes. I'll drink from the carton and then leave it out. I'll stuff all the toilets and oh, how they'll shout! (When I'm an old lady and live with my kids) When they're on the phone and just out of reach, I'll get into things like sugar and bleach. Oh, they'll snap their fingers and then shake their head, (When I'm an old lady and live with my kids) When they cook dinner and call me to eat, I'll not eat my green beans or salad or meat, I'll gag on my okra, spill milk on the table, And when they get angry... I'll run... if I'm able! (When I'm an old lady and live with my kids) I'll sit close to the TV, through the channels I'll click, I'll cross both eyes just to see if they stick. I'll take off my sock s and throw one away, And play in the mud 'til the end of the day! (When I'm an old lady and live with my kids) And later in bed, I'll lay back and sigh, I'll thank God in prayer and then close my eyes. My kids will look down with a smile slowly creeping, And say with a groan, "She's so sweet when she's sleeping!" God Bless All Moms and Grandmas Everywhere! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
garmanma Posted May 28, 2007 Report Share Posted May 28, 2007 I'm going to stand in front of their fully stocked refrigerator for an hour, with the door opened while eating everything in sight and yelling "There's nothing in here to eat". Take a shower and use 6 towels to dry off. Finally, wash my stained shirt all by itself while there's a load of dirty closes, ready to wash, next to the washer Oh yeah, and leave every stinkin' light in the house onMark Quote Link to post Share on other sites
robroy Posted May 28, 2007 Report Share Posted May 28, 2007 don't forget to leave the tv on then crank up the music as loud as possible Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martymas Posted May 28, 2007 Report Share Posted May 28, 2007 on a rainy dayhave a bath then go paddle in the puddlesmarty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chappy Posted May 30, 2007 Report Share Posted May 30, 2007 Then go running outside and leave the doors wide open too Mark!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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