martymas Posted May 13, 2007 Report Share Posted May 13, 2007 any one tried to hoodwink your mum well read this to find it is hard to fool themmartyBrian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course ofthe meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but keep noticing howbeautiful Brian's roommate, Stephanie, was. Mom had long beensuspicious of a relationship between Brian and Stephanie, andthis had only made her more curious.Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react,Mrs. Hester started to wonder if there was more between Brian andStephanie than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Brianvolunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure youStephanie and I are just roommates."About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying, "Ever sinceyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find thebeautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, doyou?" Brian said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her a e-mailjust to be sure." So he sat down and wrote:Dear Mother:I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house,I'm not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remainsthat one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.Love, BrianSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that read:Dear Son:I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not sayingThat you "do not" sleep with Stephanie. But the fact remains that if shewas sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladleby now.Love, Mom Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JDoors Posted May 13, 2007 Report Share Posted May 13, 2007 Nice twist on the old "note in the fisherman's tackle box" joke. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jamaicaman Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 lol, thats great Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chappy Posted May 30, 2007 Report Share Posted May 30, 2007 Heheh-heh...I remember that one JDoors!Excellent Marty!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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