Astute Mum

[martymas]

any one tried to hoodwink your mum

well read this to find it is hard to fool them

marty

Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of

the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but keep noticing how

beautiful Brian's roommate, Stephanie, was. Mom had long been

suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Stephanie, and

this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react,

Mrs. Hester started to wonder if there was more between Brian and

Stephanie than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian

volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you

Stephanie and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying, "Ever since

your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the

beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do

you?" Brian said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her a e-mail

just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote:

Dear Mother:

I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house,

I'm not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains

that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love, Brian

Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that read:

Dear Son:

I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not saying

That you "do not" sleep with Stephanie. But the fact remains that if she

was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle

by now.

Love, Mom

[JDoors]

Nice twist on the old "note in the fisherman's tackle box" joke.

[jamaicaman]

lol, thats great

[Chappy]

Heheh-heh...I remember that one JDoors!

Excellent Marty!!