Chappy Posted October 17, 2006 Report Share Posted October 17, 2006 A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.Soon the church was empty except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.So Satan walked up to the man and said, "Do you know who I am?"The man replied, "Yep, sure do.""Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked."Nope, sure ain't." said the man. "Don't you realize I can kill you with one word?" asked Satan."Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone"Did you know that I can cause you profound, horrifying AGONY for all eternity?" persisted Satan."Yep," was the calm reply."And you are still not afraid?" asked Satan."Nope," said the old man.More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, " Why aren't you afraid of me?"The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 48 years. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bubba Bob Posted October 17, 2006 Report Share Posted October 17, 2006 Good one Chappy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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hitest Posted October 18, 2006 Report Share Posted October 18, 2006 LOL, nicely done, my man! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 Copy, Paste, Email to my married friends and thanks, Chappy! Liz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
handplane Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 Don't know what to call this oneHow about funny!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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