DarkestDream

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  1. Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you?

    Male customer: Hello... I can't print.

    Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and ..

    Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill

    Gates damn it!

    this is funny

  2. Can someone fill me in please??? What would this star rating be based on??  How would it work?

    <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

    The TTV star system was an attempt to make it easier to filter the noise on the boards in a democratic way. Users could give posts a rating from 1 to 5 stars (or 0 to 5... nah, I think it was 1 to 5). The average rating was displayed in the header of the post. It didn't work. At all.

    (And no, I'm not still bitter about getting one star for joking that I preferred Greek atomism to quantum mechanics.)

    <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

    and plus it cause a huge problem for serious poster and reader. many user in TTV use star rating for fun and cause for read to look at the star but found out it not important information.

    I dont want that happen to BT, i knwo it a friendly community but still

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  5. Friday, we had a tornado drill. Our department is situated underneath a parking garage (funny how corporations just love putting the nerds in a basement), and there's a PA announcement repeating itself ad nauseum: "This is a tornado drill. Please move quickly away from any and all windows."

    Somebody yelled out: "Quick! Get to a DOS prompt."

  6. Got this from HumorVault

    A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him that she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there.

    "But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked.

    He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write "spaghetti" on the back. I'll take care of expenses." Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy.

    Six months went by, and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and said, "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means."

    The doctor said, "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you."

    Later that evening the doctor came home, read the postcard, and fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the hospital emergency room. The head medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest.

    So the wife picked up the card and read: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs; two without."

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  9. :D  :blush:  :blush:  :blush:  :D  Don't worry, ladies, I'll share! (we can laugh at the stripper, right??)

    Liz

    <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

    Ya but , Liz, they never mentioned, are the strippers men or women? You must never assume. :lol: :lol:

    Barb :D

    <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

    already hired two female, and one male just for ladies

    CHAPPY, you owe me 5,000 bucks for those stripper!!!

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