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Coconut pie
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Good stuff.
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Exercise
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Happy birthday, young man.
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A man walks into a bar. He sees a good looking, smartly dressed woman
perched on a barstool. He walks up behind her and says, "Hi there, good
looking, how's it going?"
She turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says,
"Listen, I'll screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, it
doesn't matter. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college. I
just flat out love it."
He says, "No kidding? I'm a lawyer too! What firm are you with?"
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Your all welcome, glad you liked it. I thought it was funny & figured i would share it with ya's.
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13 Reasons to Smile
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
Marriage changes passion.
Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it.
So I said "Implants?" She hit me.
How come we choose from just two people to run for
president and 50 for Miss America?
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you in jail saying, "Darn...that was fun!"
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk."
Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able
to tell the difference.
Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !!
Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?
Wouldn't you know it...
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FATcells live forever.
Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed in a federal building?
Bumper sticker of the year:
"If you can read this, thank a teacher -and, since it's in English, thank a soldier !!"
I don't know about you, but I sure got a chuckle out of these,
and I'll bet your friends will too!! Pass it along!!
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Oil Changing Instructions:
Women:
1. Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 since
the last oil change.
2. Drink a cup of coffee.
3. 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly
maintained vehicle.
Men:
1. Go to O'Reilly auto parts and write a check for 50 dollars for
oil, filter, oil lift (AKA kitty litter), hand cleaner and
scented tree.
2. Discover that the used oil container is full. Instead of
taking back to O'Reilly to recycle, dump in hole in back yard.
3. Open a beer and drink it.
4. Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands.
5. Find jack stands under kid's pedal car.
6. In frustration, open another beer and drink it.
7. Place drain pan under engine.
8. Look for 9/16 box end wrench.
9. Give up and use crescent wrench.
10. Unscrew drain plug.
11. Drop drain plug in pan of hot oil; get hot oil on you in
process.
12. Clean up.
13. Have another beer while oil is draining.
14. Look for oil filter wrench.
15. Give up; poke oil filter with Phillips screwdriver and
twist it off.
16. Beer.
17. Buddy shows up; finish case with him. Finish oil change
tomorrow.
18. Next day, drag pan full of old oil out from underneath car.
19. Throw oil lift (AKA kitty litter) on oil spilled during
step 18.
20. Beer. No, drank it all yesterday.
21. Walk to 7-11; buy beer.
22. Install new oil filter making sure to apply thin coat of
clean oil to gasket first.
23. Dump first quart of fresh oil into engine.
24. Remember drain plug from step 11.
25. Hurry to find drain plug in drain pan.
26. Hurry to replace drain plug before the whole quart of fresh
oil drains onto floor.
27. Slip with wrench and bang knuckles on frame.
28. Bang head on floorboard in reaction.
29. Begin cussing fit.
30. Throw wrench.
31. Cuss for additional 10 minutes because wrench hit Miss
December (1992) in the left boob.
32. Clean up; apply Band-Aid to knuckle.
33. Beer.
34. Beer.
35. Dump in additional 4 quarts of oil.
36. Beer.
37. Lower car from jack stands
38. Accidentally crush one of the jack stands
39. Move car back to apply more oil lift (AKA kitty litter)
to fresh oil spilled during step 23.
40. Drive car.
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Pretty neat, ha ?
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Thanks, for the heads up.
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Haven't seen Shadow Thomas either for awhile.
Apparently Shadow doesn't like us anymore, he posts regularly at Worldstart message boards....guess he found his niche...oh well, such is the internet
I know, I am bad. Yes it's true. I do spend 99.99% @ WorldStart. I still love everyone hear. Can't you feel the love ?
I will pop in a little more often though. Hi tictoc5150. Hope you & everyone hear had a great holiday season. Jeff, are you keeping everyone hear in line ? I hope so Lol. 
Hay, don't take any wooden nickels. Shadow.
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Happy birthday to the both of you. Hope it's a good one. You have the right to do whatever yous want today & tomorrow.
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I wont BS. ya, I would rate that 5 out of 5. Great work and I mean it too. That was a true treat to listen to. You have a great talent.
Some friends of mine are starting up a band, I can't play any instruments because I just plain suck. But I did some sound work with em and they want me to run sound & lights. I was only screwing around at first but I have to take everything I do to the limit. Well the guys were more then happy with what I did and want me to be the sound guy. Will see I guess. Just makes me a little nervous. Doing this at my friends house is one thing, but going out to do a gig for people at local bars is another Lol.
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I never was really any good at any vid game, but man they are fun and pacman was one of my favorites. You wont have to worry about me making it up to the top anytime soon Lol.
You have to admit, these arcade games are a blast. I can't think of one web site that offers this kind of fun. -
Welcome, welcome, welcome. I believe you'll love it hear. Great bunch of people over hear. Enjoy. I will look foward to your help & support.
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I only have one question, does this come with any spyware ? I always worry about stuff like that. Thanks.
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welll.....I'll take some of those pain meds.....
You wouldn't want these Nerelda, as they somtimes play tricks on me. I use Valium 10 MG. 3X and Perk O set. sorry I know I spelled it wrong. which is 5/325 and I have to take 2 of them which is 650 mg. every 6 hours with a max of 8 daily. Yup, I feel stoned most of the time
To think my DR. thinks I should be taken even stronger meds LMAO.
I have the new medication as I just got it last week. It's Vike O Den sorry I spelt that wrong to Lol. it's 10/325 every 4 hours. I was told this will make me feel like I got kicked in the a$$ by a horse my wife thinks i'm over medicated....you think ?? LMAO. Like I said Nerelda, you don't want what I take. I think I should clear this up though as this is no laughing matter. I joke about it to make me laugh and take my mind off my extreme back pain. I do not nor have I ever used or abused any type of drug other then coffee & cigerattes. Oh and I use to be a heavy drinker years ago. Today I am affraid to even have just one beer with the meds I take in fear of causing liver damage. I only take these meds because the DR.'s say they can not operate on my back. Thankfully Dec. 13th I will be starting pain management ware they will inject 3 large needles in my spine. That should be lots of fun huh ? The great news is they do not put you to sleep for it. I guess you have to experience the pain to get the gain. But i'm trying to take it all in stride. 
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I love the arcade. I just found it. Man this site is so cool. I can't thank the responsible parties enough for all the great changes. Great work done. Now I am going to see ig I can get my game controller to work on this packman Lol.
I love it. Thanks B. and all other parties that help make this site a blast. Shadow.
Happy Birthday Robroy
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Happy birthday Robroy, how the heck are ya ?? hope you had a great day.