Jaspossum
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Here is a link to "jdlech's" website, it has all these links too. Until it is posted here.
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I have a Smith and Wesson knife too, just not a patient cat.
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> You know that indestructible black box
that is used on airplanes? Why don't
they make the whole plane out of that
stuff?
EVER WONDER
Why they call them "black boxes" when they are neon orange?
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Jas is the first 3 letters of my first name and Possum is my nickname.
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According to the site they are true..........
Customer: "When I touch the sound card board at the back of my PC, I can feel electric current."
Tech Support: "Then don't touch it."
Read more of them here,
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Customer: "I can't seem to connect to the Internet."
Tech Support: "Ah, right. What operating system are you running?"
Customer: "Netscape."
Tech Support: "No, what version of Windows are you using?"
Customer: "Uhhh...Hewlett Packard?"
Tech Support: "No, Right click on 'My Computer,' and select properties on the menu."
Customer: "Your computer? It's my computer!"
Tech Support: "No sir, I mean the little picture called 'My Computer' on your desktop."
Customer: "I don't see an icon called that on my desktop. I do see one called that on my screen."
Tech Support: "Right, just right click that, and choose Properties from the menu."
Customer: "Right click?"
Tech Support: "Just a moment, sir." (mutes phone) "AAAAAAAARGH."
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Are you serious?
No, just kidding. I think its funny. I live in West Virginia. ( I still have all my teeth too.) 
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ToothbrushDid you know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?
If it had been anywhere else, it would have been a TEETHbrush
I find this offensive. LOL!
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I received that one as well, this is the second one I have gotten in the last month.I had something similar to that only the message was supposedly from Nigeria. -
I just got this strange email, and thought I would share it.
Mr.Radebe Kefu( B.Sc.,M.Sc. MNIM.)
Director, Project Implementation,
E-mail:[email protected]
STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL & URGENT
I am Mr.Radebe Kefu a native of Cape Town in South Africa and the director
of project implementation with the South Africa Department of Minerals &
Natural
Resources. First and foremost, I apologized using this medium to reach you
for a transaction/business of this magnitude, but this is due to Confidentiality
and
prompt access reposed on this medium. I have decided to seek a confidential
co-operation with you in the execution of the deal described Hereunder for
the
benefit of all parties and hope you will keep it as a top secret because
of the nature of this transaction.
Within the Department of Minerals & Natural Resources where I work as a
Director and with the cooperation of four other top officials,we have in
our possession as
overdue payment bills totaling Ten Million, Five hundred Thousand US. Dollars
(US$10.500.000.) which we want to transfer abroad with the assistance and
cooperation of a foreign company/individual to receive the said fund on
our behalf or a reliable foreign non-company account to receive such funds.
More so, we
are handicapped in this circumstances, as the South Africa Civil Service
Code of Conduct does not allow us to operate offshore account hence your
importance in
this whole transaction.
This amount $10.5m represents the balance of the total contract value executed
on behalf of my Department by a foreign contracting firm, which we the officials
over-invoiced deliberately. Though the actual contract cost have been paid
to the original contractor,leaving the balance in the tune of the said amount
which we
have in principles gotten approval to remit by Key tested Telegraphic Transfer
(K.T.T) to any foreign bank account you will provide by filing in an application
through
the Ministry of Justice here in South Africa for the transfer of rights
and privileges of the former contractor to you.
I have the authority of my partners involved to propose that should you
be willing to assist us in this transaction, your share of the sum will
be discussed. The business
itself is 100% safe, on your part provided you treat it with utmost secrecy
and confidentiality. Also your area of specialization is not a hindrance
to the successful execution
of this transaction. Endeavor to contact me immediately through my confidential
email address above to confirm whether or not you are interested in this
deal. If you
are not,it will enable me scout for another foreign partner to carry out
this deal. I want to assure you that my partners and myself are in a position
to make
the payment of this claim possible provided you can give us a very strong
Assurance and guarantee that our share will be secured and please, remember
to treat
this matter very confidential because we will not comprehend with any form
of exposure as we are still in active Government Service . Once again, remember
that time is of great essence in this transaction. Positive response should
be accompanied with your telephone and fax number so that i can reach you
immediately with more informations.
I wait in anticipation of your fullest co-operation.
Yours faithfully,
Radebe Kefu.
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