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hi all this is for the canadian sportsmen do you realise there is a world cup being played in canada yes it is the womans world cup rugby football cup at the moment new zealand is in the final and the other finalist is from the england canada game which is to night it is a way to expose womens rugby to the world public already 25 cuntrys play the sport in NZ in womans sport it is second the netball in popularity. and i believe it has taken off in canada so good luck to the kanuks marty

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Van Gogh genealogy Van Gogh came from quite a large family, and most of us don't know anything about the others. Just in case someone asks you about the others sometime, this may help you. His dizzy aunt------------------------------------------Verti Gogh The brother who ate prunes--------------------------Gotta Gogh The brother who worked at a convenience store---------Stop n Gogh The grandfather fromYugoslavia-----------------------------U Gogh The cousin from Illinois---------------------------------Chi-ca Gogh His magician uncle---------------------------Where-diddy Gogh His Mexican cousin

come on honda boy i wouldnt send a sceamer to the board haha ive only sent one screamer to the board and it turned to be a fizzer every body had seen it before but me i titled it jessica alba with no clothes on and the the joke was on me marty

I agree with two of the two. me to handplane the post had me confused at first marty

ha ha ha thats what i call inventive sometimes i feel like doing that to my compt ha ha marty

yes i wondered where liz was i saw a post at drews world from her a coupla days ago she is a good lady and i hope she isnt sick or as you say maybe a new compt is she a member of www.worldstart.com may be she posts there i know Sidekick posts there as well as barb i think they used to go to leo laports board marty

hi all put your mouse on the face of the man and see what he does this is clever click here

im an keen enthusiast of the internet services and in the jokes an humoir section there are dozens of jokes pertaining to steve i didnt red any of them as i respect his cause people who make jokes abiut a dead oerson need to be shot in the you know what im very dissapointed marty

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good one chappy he was a hero in my books last year i was at a diabetes conference in cairns australia and he was one of our guest speakers on animal deseases i didnt know animals had deseases like human beeings and he highlightes them his dad is a diabetic that is why he was our guest ------------------------ i thought he would die by poisinous snake bite in this part of the world he will be missed marty

hi all thanks to all who sent in kind wishes i find it difficult to sit down for long so i have to make this brief im on the road to recovery i still have to use a bag to pee but that comes out on the 20-9-06 ive known many of you for a very long time and tho i dont know you personally i treasure the friendship take care all and again thanks marty

yes ive had it on my sys for so long it probably is out of date tho im able to access the the site i can open most of the applis tho i havent been through them all yet sultan yes jokers was angry with a poster it seems she got a virus and some smarty posted in and said stop going to those @@@@@@sites and jokers wasent like that so jokers got angry and stopped posting to the forum for some time before we came to h4 i asked if jokers could give me an up date of the site and the link i posted was the result marty

does any one remember this site and sponser when we posted at techtv c.f.h joker happened to be a lady member and very good at compt tips ive had this site in my favourites for a long time i thought ide post jokers sites

ha ha ha fooled me that answer innocent irish marty

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: "TWO PROSTITUTES -- $50.00." A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail. Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: "JESUS SAVES." One of the girls asked the cop: "How come you don't stop them?!" "Well, that's a little different," the cop smiled. "Their sign pertains to religion." So the two ladies of the night frowned as they took their sign down and drove off. The following day found the same cop in the area when he noticed the t

The United States Postal Service has created a stamp with a picture of President George W. Bush to honor his first term achievements. Unfortunately, the stamp has not been sticking to the envelopes. This has enraged the President, who has demanded a full investigation into the matter. After a month of testing, a special Presidential Commission has made the following findings: 1. The stamp is in perfect order. 2. There is nothing wrong with the applied adhesive. 3. People are just spitting on the wrong side.

any one for beer? here are a few pluses Be sure to read all -- including "the Buffalo Theory". "Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams . If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." ~ Jack Handy WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your

yes it is good to see drews world still there i logon every week but i dont know a lot of people there now the personal has changed since i joined marty

yo sultan howsa goin marty

hi all here is a present for your wives saves walking footware and energy and maybe a thanks from your spouse

hi danny i had to go through the thing several times before i got any right so in fact we lose our ability to think things out as we grow older my god the thought marty

s that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test. Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important that we keep mentally alert. The saying; "If you don't use it, you will lose it" also applies to the brain. Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence. So, take the following test presented here and determine if you are losing it or are still "with it". The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you have made your answer. OK, relax, clear your mind and ... begin. WELL MAYBE NOT THAT CLEA

yes JD ads to the imagination marty