martymas

corny maybe, but funny marty

lol good one marty

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hi all this discussion on leaving your compt on \is raging at g4 and pete_c has an excellent post on the reasons for both sides of the coin i would have loved to copy and paste it here but i wouldnt do that without petes permission may be he will post it here if any one is interested look for a post leave your compt on and the poster is bumbles hi this the thread link shut down vs. hibernation by bumbles marty

ubject: Good advice... 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone. 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire. 3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. 4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. 5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else. 6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. 7. If you think n

yo kieth i would suffocate in there i live in a three bedroom house by my self so a one roomed box would be stretching it ha ha ha marty

ime not able to do that on OE i happened to mention it at worldstart message board and bill mallenson emailed that fix i posted i intend to send it on to the person who emailed those jokes to me does eudora have the internet news section OE has and that is were i get a lot of jokes from i just type jokes or humor in the the box and many catergorys come up in humor there 30.000. so youve got plenty of choices the problem is i cant copy and paste straight to the board i copy and paste to note pad or wordpad and copy and paste from there to the board. i need some one to show me how to s

im having trouble trying to change the color of the window pane from white to a softer color as my eyes react to a harder color tony sent me a link for thunderbird visualisations and that is where i got the info from. i tried themes.but it dosnt mention thunderbird. and i found because of flaw in the set up my window color cant be changed until they set an up date and i thought widows had all these problems and not mozilla users i read once where windows sends you updates but mozilla and co sends you a version and ive tried to fathom out what is the difference. maybe OE is my only a

all of a suddon the theme is leave your compt turned on there are 4 posts at g4 3 at worldstart and it looks as tho it is starting here i turn mine of and have done it for five years and i dont intend to change marty

hi preston you may need a few bunches of flowers or a holiday in the bahama's to get back on the inside i have 2 compts and have used seagate on both ever since ive had a compt weather that is good ot bad im not sure both are 5 years old and it looks as tho are going to last another 5 years as you well know im a novice when it comes to compt but i swear by seagate marty

hi all look what i got from another board one bedroom

hi. all ive just recieved another pm from goliath and he said to give his email address to trusted members. i do not want to post it on the board in particular give it to chappy and pete_c yes im sure he will come here he has a few personal things to sort out. which i wouldnt like to post here he can do that himself if he wants to marty

well i found the trouble by accident at g4 i was in my profile area and i found in the menu box techsupport was turned off that was why it wasent in the forum menu i can remember doing that see liz memory lapse marty

i saw that on the bbc before xmas. on click on line but they recapped later saying it was hoax. i blame the virus protection companys trying to boost thier sales the free avs are doing them out of bizness i remember once a company got into trouble i think it was symantics with sending these false alerts so it confuses the not so equipped user marty

Why is that? I dont give out that info so easy I'm interested in New Zealand, that's why. Never mind. J hi jo what do you want to know about new zealand contact sultan he studies nz culture and he belongs to a message board there as well i can tell you all you want to know marty

why would a hacker want to get into your compt unless you are a bank or a bizness man i cant see the reason i read where hackers only enter 2 percent of the recipeints compt and 99 percent go for a valid reason not because they want to get into tonys or martys compt ive use a compt for ten years [nine of them has been as a learner] and no hacker has been into mine nor ninety percent of the posters here . so i cant see your reasoning marty

for some one with only a few posts you have lot of b----t to say why didnt you give postive tips insted of sniping away at microsoft 60.000.00 of us use it do you believe in the conspiricy theory do we have a choice if we do, you tell us which one for christ sake post some thing positive marty

hi all i copied and pasted a joke on the comedy section and it was full or indents > billmallenson showed me how to get rid of them so i hope this helps some one open OE first go to tools/options/send/mail sending format/ check html or plain text which ever you use the press the html tab and uncheck indent message in reply box- ok the press the plain text tab uncheck the original text with >when replying or forwarding-ok marty

hi barb i know how to do it on my compt but that email came from a lady friend and i have email her to try and get rid of them but i notice her mails come from multi posts.so she must be sending them on however ile send your link marty

yes he left his email address with me but i didnt want to post it however ive emailed him and sent the BT link in the mail so hopefully he will come here he is the third one to pm me from those days and i think it is because i havent changed my user name and they have recognised it as mine many people changed their user name when techtv closed down but i didnt only because i was so green i couldnt be bothered it seems most of them come to g4 and that is understandable because we all went there first but i explained that pete and chappy were here so hopefully that will entice him he

i built one and with spare bits and you can use the oneclick shutdown and the one click restart so it must be a feature of windows when i was a member of techtv, i used it with windows 98se tho not the restart that must have come with xp marty

hi all i got a pm from goliath and im copy and pasting it here he is at g4 under the user name wall_gator many of you wil not remember him but he taught many of us how to use compt at techtv c.f.h here is his pm hi marty it's been a while i know but i'm happy to say i have returned finally thing's sure have changed i guess i was gone so long that i cannot come back a goliath tried but to no avail was told to try logging on as gr4-goliath but that would not work either some piss ant stole my handle so am currently using wally-gator which brings me to this feel free to email or msn me m

hey all you mozilla's how do i change the color of the thunderbird window pane at the moment it is a glaring white and my eyes react to glaring colors ive found the spam filter marty

yo preston yes as you know i used a compt for the bare nessecitys but i like to feel ive come a little way since days of learning i like opera. and im comming to grips with it i havent installed thunderbird yet i wanted to see any comments but if you say so that is good enough for me i respect your judgment marty

ive had my preview pane turned off for years i learned that from techtv it seems the theory is with the preview pane turned on in the bottom pane your mail is opened by default but with the pane turned off you can right click it save it then scan it and it must work for me i havent had a virus in years . tho i agree with preston it isnt a hundred percent but it helps my contention is you get what you deserve when you surf wrong marty