handplane Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 Pregnant BlondeThe other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in thedriveway just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping forjoy but I thought, what the heck, and I starting jumping up and down along with her.She said, "I have some really great news!"I said, "Great. Tell me why you're so happy."She stopped jumping and, breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant!I knew that she had been trying for a while so I told her, "That's great!I couldn't be happier for you!"Then she said, "There's more." I asked,"What do you mean 'more'?"She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby.We are going to have TWINS!"Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew.She said.... (You're going to love this!) "Well, that was the easy part. I went to Walmart and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack.Both tests came out positive! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bearskin Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 whoooooaaaaaaa.I hope they don't sell those tests in a six pack. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bar5 Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 Oh nooooooooo!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martymas Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 ha ha ha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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