handplane Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirrorand says to her husband, "I look horrible, I feel fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment"The husband replies, "Your eyesight's perfect".They say he never heard the shot.......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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