martymas Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 Ghetto Spelling Bee1. HOTEL - My Momma said that she ain' gon tell her friend Shaquetanothing else, cause that HOTEL everthang she know.2. HONOR ROLL - We was playing bidwiz on the stoop the other day andman, I was HONORROLL.3. PLANET - Leroy got arrested cause he got him some seed to grow weed,and he PLANET in the backyard.4. DISMAY - I went for a blood test, the doctor pulled out a needle andsaid DISMAY hurt a little.5. OMELETTE - I should punch you for what you jes said but OMELETTE itgo dis time.6. STAIRWAY - Getting high is stupid. It makes you STAIRWAY into space.7. MOBILE - I went to buy some food, I was short on cash, and my mansaid gimme one MOBILE.8. DEFENSE - I saw this dude running from the cops, but he hoppedDEFENSE and got away.9. AFRO - I got so mad at my girl, AFRO a lamp at her.10. AFTERMATH - I don't feel like being at school today so AFTERMATH, I'm out.11. LOCKET - I slam the door so hard, I LOCKET.12. DOMINEERING - My girl's birthday was yesterday, so I got her aDOMINEERING.13 KENYA - I needed money for the subway, so I axe a stranger KENYAspare some change.14. DERANGE - DERANGE is where da deer and da antelope play.15 DATA - At my basketball game, I scored thirty points My coach sayDATA boy.16. BEWARE - I asked the man at the unemployment office, "Is dis BEWAREI can get a job?"17. DIMENSION - I be tall, dark, handsome and not DIMENSION smart.18. COATROOM - The judge said, "One more outburst, you'll be thrown outde COATROOM."19. DECIDE - My boy fronting' like he love his girl but eribody know hegot a couple of chicks on DECIDE.20. FASCINATE - Her dress got 10 buttons, but she so big she can'tFASCINATE Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dBTelos Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 I haven't heard any of those used like that before. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martymas Posted August 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 (edited) I haven't heard any of those used like that before.i was worried it might offend people who relateto that life style i belong to the internet news service and i picked it up from therein the [humor[American[humour others]catergorymarty Edited August 19, 2006 by martymas Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dBTelos Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 I'm american and am around people everyday that use "slang", but I have never heard anything like the above before. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martymas Posted August 20, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 (edited) may be you dont get around the gettosdo middle class go there not likely or do you just want an arguement about languageor that trick of getting your post count upmarty Edited August 20, 2006 by martymas Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dBTelos Posted August 20, 2006 Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 I don't really know what your talking about, and I could care less about my post count. Personally, I'm from Detriot."Detroit's crime rate has created notoriety while the city continues to struggle with the burdens of racial disharmony between itself and its suburban neighbors. The city has experienced budget shortfalls, leading to cuts in city services."http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Detroit,_Michigan Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martymas Posted August 20, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 is disharmony of races caused bydisparity between econimics of the haves and have notsat the moment we dont have that but it used to be bad at one stage and because of difference of pay packets people started to blame each other then it became racialbut we have a gov that has eliminated 99 percent of thatand i have to add it is a socialist partyhow long that will last will depends on the the politicsrightwing govs tend to create have and have notsthis creates a work pool so they can hire at the cheepest ratesand so the cycle goes round i dont know weather you agree with thatim using my country as an exampletho most countrys in the OECDpractice these politicsmarty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bubba Bob Posted August 20, 2006 Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 (edited) Ha! Good one's Marty Sounds about how 90% of the blacks around here speak. (sorry, but it's true) Edited August 20, 2006 by Bubba Bob Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martymas Posted August 20, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 yes bubba bob i figured that my son who has finished a six month gig in boston with his band read it and said dad thats how getto people talkso thats why i posted it tho i hope no one gets offendedmarty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
xxkbxx Posted August 20, 2006 Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 And rich suburban white kids around the ages of 12-14 - they speak like this Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted August 20, 2006 Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 Love it, Marty! Quite a few of them sound Yooperish (Michigan's Upper Penisula, or the UP/"Yoopee" has it's own unique dialect) Liz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dBTelos Posted August 20, 2006 Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 The way most people talk where I live is just mumbling all of the words in a sentence into one big long word, and add a few "ya naw whut I mean" in their. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Naming is hard Posted August 20, 2006 Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 Lol, funny Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martymas Posted August 20, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 mumble- grumble-grunt groanthats what multilingual meansto day the size of the world now so small we cant keep up with the language young people have a language of there ownand unless you ask you get lost when they talk dont worry it is happening here as well tho must say american slang is picked up all over the worldit is more colorfull and short to the point.her in nz we have different of saying things and because i was brought up that way i cant get out of the habitof using the local dialectmarty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fatso913 Posted August 20, 2006 Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 lol the sad part is its the truth lol! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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