martymas Posted August 10, 2006 Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, grey beard. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?""Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man.""Ok," said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old as well, and entered the house.Before dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. She was young,beautiful, and had a fantastic figure. She was obviously attracted to the young man since she couldn't keep her eyes off him during the meal. Remembering the old man's warning, he ignored her and went up to bed alone. But during he night, he could bear it no longer, and sneaked into her room for a night of passion. He was careful to keep everything quiet so the old man wouldn't hear. Near dawn he crept back to his room, exhausted, but happy.He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large rock on his chest with a note on it that read, "Chinese Torture 1: Large rock on chest." "Well, that's pretty crappy," he thought. "If that's the best the old man can do then I don't have much to worry about." He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window and threw the boulder out. As he did so he noticed another note on it that read: "Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to left testicle." In a panic he glanced down and saw the rope that was already getting close to the end. Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration, he jumped out of the window after the boulder. As he plummeted downward he saw a large sign on the ground that read, "Chinese Torture 3: Right testicle tied to bedpost." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jimras Posted August 10, 2006 Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 ow Ow OW ! ! ! ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
handplane Posted August 10, 2006 Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 OUCH!!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
just2good4u3434 Posted August 10, 2006 Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Quote Link to post Share on other sites
robroy Posted August 10, 2006 Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 painful hehe Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Steamhead Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 ah one of my favorites! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 Smart Dad! Nope, no sympathy from me, I'm a girl :D Liz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JDoors Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 Oh man, I've heard it before, knew what the punchline was going to be, but STILL winced when I read it! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dBTelos Posted August 18, 2006 Report Share Posted August 18, 2006 I wouldn't want to see the aftermath of that. 8) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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