martymas Posted August 7, 2006 Report Share Posted August 7, 2006 > Hi to All, K>>>>> What a rotten year just passed....>>>> January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too> tight.>>>> February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print> labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in> typewriter!!!>>>> March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6> months.....box said "2-4 years!">>>> April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!>>>> May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8> cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!>>>> June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake> with a slope.>>>> July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned> later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!>>>> August - Got locked out of my Jeep in rain storm.....car> swamped because soft-top was open..>>>> September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???>>>> October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.>>>> November - Baked turkey for 4 and a half days - instructions> said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!>>>> December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no> "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!>>> Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jamaicaman Posted August 7, 2006 Report Share Posted August 7, 2006 lol, thats funny, kind of like a mix of Blonde joke, for some of them at least. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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blim Posted August 7, 2006 Report Share Posted August 7, 2006 Love it! Not saying anything about "been there done that" Thanks, MartyLiz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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