Good Lovers

[martymas]

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced >up

and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she

was heading straight toward his seat.

As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike

up a conversation he blurted out, "Business trip or pleasure?"

She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the annual

Nymphomaniacs of America convention in Chicago."

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen,

sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs.

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your

Business role at this convention?"

"Lecturer," she responded. "I use information I have learned from my

personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."

"Really?" he said "And what kind of myths are there?"

"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is African American men are the

most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian

who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is Frenchmen

are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Jewish descent who are

the best. I have also discovered the lover with absolutely the best stamina

is the Southern Redneck."

Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry,"

she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don't

even know your name."

"Tonto," the man said. "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba."

[snyper]

hahahahahahaha!!

Great one!!

bwahahahah!!!

[jimras]

oh yeah, very good!!!!!!

[Chappy]

Now THATS a good one!

I didn't see that ending coming, I'll have to save this one.

[handplane]

Funny!!!!