snyper Posted July 31, 2006 Report Share Posted July 31, 2006 The Goodbye LetterA father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was tidy. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed,"Dad." With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands."Dear Dad,It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing to you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because Iwanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is sonice, but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercing'stattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am. But it's not only the passion... Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a caravan in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having manymore children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't, really hurtanyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!!Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your grandchildren.Love, your son, John.P.S. Dad, None of the above is true. I'm over at Tom's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my school report in the drawer of my desk.Love you! Call me when it is safe for me to come home." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Steamhead Posted July 31, 2006 Report Share Posted July 31, 2006 that's pretty funny. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martymas Posted August 1, 2006 Report Share Posted August 1, 2006 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted August 1, 2006 Report Share Posted August 1, 2006 When my son says, "ummm..... Mom??" the hairs on my neck stand up. He needs this technique! Liz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JDoors Posted August 1, 2006 Report Share Posted August 1, 2006 ... "ummm..... Mom??" ... Think of it this way instead: Be grateful the kid's coming to you even though you can hear the hesitation in his voice. Some kids wouldn't bring it up at all. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted August 2, 2006 Report Share Posted August 2, 2006 You're right..I think!! (don't appreciate the gray hairs, though!) Now the phone calls where he asks for DAD always guarantees me listening in on the other telephone Thank God those calls are usually harmless! Oh, waiting for the day when they officially grow up--but it won't change anything, whole new set of worries, right?Liz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chappy Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 That was Hilarious!I loved it...I gotta send that to a few folks I know...heheh Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.