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GOOD

In Richardson, Texas State Trooper was running radar. He had a perfect

spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting any. Then he discovered the

problem. A 12 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted

sign which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD!"

The officer later found a young accomplice down the road with a sign

reading, "TIPS" and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell

lemonade!)

BETTER

A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated

radar post in Plano , Texas. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being

cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded

with another mailed photo of handcuffs.

BEST

A young woman was pulled over in Austin, Texas for speeding. As the TX

State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she

said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Texas State Police

Ball." He replied, "Texas State Troopers don't have balls." There was a

moment of silence while she smiled and he realized what he'd just said. He

then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing

too hard to start her car.

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A young woman was pulled over in Austin, Texas for speeding. As the TX

State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she

said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Texas State Police

Ball." He replied, "Texas State Troopers don't have balls." There was a

moment of silence while she smiled and he realized what he'd just said. He

then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing

too hard to start her car.

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