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A husband and wife went to the doctor. [The husband is hard of hearing]

The doctor says to the wife, "You've got to do 3 things to keep your husband well."

"1st you got to keep everything real clean and smooth. You got to iron everything."

"2nd you got to fix him fresh meals every day from scratch. No left overs, no fast or frozen foods."

"3rd you got to give him more lovin."

They get home and the husband asks, "Well what did the doctor say?"

The wife looks at him and responds, "You're going to die."

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