bar5 Posted June 8, 2006 Report Share Posted June 8, 2006 KNOCK ON WOODThree sisters ages 72, 74, and 76 live in a house together. One night the 76 year old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells down the stairs "was I getting in or out of the bath?".The 74 year old yells back "I don't know. I'll come up and see."She starts up the stairs and pauses. Then she yells "was I going up the stairs or down?"The 72 year old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters.She shakes her head and says "I sure hope I never get that forgetful."She knocks on wood for good measure. She then yells "I'll come up and help both of you,as soon as I see who's at the door". Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 That's great, Barb....wait, wait, I've had days like that and I'm nowhere near Senior Status yet! Liz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bar5 Posted June 9, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 That's great, Barb....wait, wait, I've had days like that and I'm nowhere near Senior Status yet! LizI have them all the time. Haha ...........BTW, are you new here????? Just kidding , Liz. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JSKY Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 What? a new one here ya say?????? Welcome Younster Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 Roffling! You folks made me laugh longer than the joke!Liz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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