handplane Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 FINALLY, THE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES...A blonde called her boyfriend and said, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."Her boyfriend asked, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"The blonde said, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."Her boyfriend decided to go over and help with the puzzle. She let him in and showed him where she had the puzzle spread alloverthe table. He studied the pieces for a moment, then looked at the box, then turned to her and said, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anythingresembling a tiger."He took her hand and said, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have anice cup of hot chocolate and then............", he sighedLet's put all these frosted flakes back in the box." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JDoors Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 My all-time favorite blonde joke has been: Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? Because it said, "concentrate."(Old, but still ... ) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jamaicaman Posted May 20, 2006 Report Share Posted May 20, 2006 wow, you have a lot of really good jokes handplane......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hitest Posted May 20, 2006 Report Share Posted May 20, 2006 LOL:-) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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