martymas Posted May 15, 2006 Report Share Posted May 15, 2006 (edited) hi all, some of you will know most of these. some are new to me. i found them on another siteChinese Proverbs --------------------------------------------------------------------------------CHINESE PROVERBS*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Panties not best thing onearth! But next to best thing on earth.*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Man who run in front of car get tired.*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Man who run behind car get exhausted.*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Man with one chopstick go hungry.*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Man who scratch *** should not bite fingernails.*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Man who live i n glass house should change clothes in basement.*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Man who fart in church sit in own pew.*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Crowded elevator smell different to midget*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Edited May 15, 2006 by martymas Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Posted May 15, 2006 Report Share Posted May 15, 2006 lol hi mary. Ive seen those, like em! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hitest Posted May 15, 2006 Report Share Posted May 15, 2006 Hi marty,I moved this post to the comedy club. Very funny stuff:-) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dan72 Posted May 15, 2006 Report Share Posted May 15, 2006 woman who fly upsidedown bound to have crackup Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KeithLDick Posted May 15, 2006 Report Share Posted May 15, 2006 Funny Marty.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martymas Posted May 15, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2006 yo keithmrbill sent them he has sent several in the last few days.i wanted him to send rude ones but he is frightened his wife will smack himi like him he is a broad minded guymarty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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